bonhiv3r:

Keep your heart closed and your legs open like a lady.

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today, this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying “Sorry,” he just looked me over and said “Pretty cute” and walked away. And then I realized…I literally just got hit on. The pun is greater than the pain.

I guess you could say that he adores you

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